WEEKEND TWELVE

Well, well, well. It's literally been a journey. I have done Monday's chapter. It does not resolve everything. That is all I am prepared to reveal at this point.

Now, some housekeeping: I have really enjoyed doing this, ludicrous impracticality aside. I have a strong sense that there will be a sort-of-sequel, by which I mean another story of this type, rather than a continuation of the same story. The likelihood is that this will not happen immediately, but will happen soon. Because you do not want to be checking an unchanging website all the time, waiting, waiting, waiting, be still your beating heart, etc., I will be creating a Mary Sue distribution list, and sending out an email when things start moving again. For you to be on this list, you will have to email me. I promise I will not try to sell you viagra, whatever that is.

It's been a while since I rounded up information from Google Analytics: Japan looks set to beat Canada in what has been a very even battle. It is hard to fully grasp America's place in the grand scheme of things, since I was there for a while and going onto the site, but even if I remove New York, the States definitely have moved into second place. Australia has been respectable, I finally got some South American visitors (who took one look and ran for the hills), but Africa has been utterly absent. Utterly. This might not bother you, but Africa is the land of my fathers.

For no easily explicable reason, I had a visitor-spike on Friday 26th October. These visitors did not come from a new referrer or anything. Or maybe it was one visitor reading everything but doing so late and over the course of a day, from a computer that seemed like a different computer to Analytics every time it logged on. That is the best explanation I can come up with.

Traffic sources - mainly returners, and lots via sites of frequent-commenter-Marie. Of the interesting search terms that brought people, here are some:
"french are crazy"
'i had sex with you"
"blast furnace expression anglaise"
david beckham+maid
david tennant swimming
demon hierarchy
does ewan mcgregor wear a wig?
rich prostitute
nuclear bomb head in paper bag
there is nothing special about me
shagging
what dont you get from meat

Stay strong, people.